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Carl’s Jr. > your family.

So me and this one chick friend were looking for somewhere to eat around 4am and she suggested all this filthy shit like McDonalds, Ihop shit waffles etc, whereas I suggested my favorite burger place, Carl’s Jr. 

This bitch had the audacity to say, and I quote her because I can’t even fathom where she would get such an opinion,

“Eww fuck that, why would we go there when their burgers are DRY and TASTES LIKES SHIT”

Let’s break it down.

Numero uno. Carl’s Jr.’s burgers are the juiciest, most moist burgers ever hence Paris Hilton being able to bathe herself in one.

Numero dos. Carl’s Jr. was a gift from Lord Jesus for the humans who harbor the sophisticated taste palettes of royalty, such as myself.

This bitch was so wrong……..so damn wrong.

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I change shapes just to hide in this place but I’m still an animal.

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